When paradise is lost and the blame game begins, stay cozy with the Adam Hoodie. Featuring a hilariously relatable take on humanity’s oldest side-eye, this premium hoodie shows Adam caught in the ultimate “are you kidding me?” moment.
Printed on the heavyweight Cotton Heritage M2580, this hoodie delivers comfort, durability, and just the right amount of biblical sarcasm. Perfect for cool nights, casual Sundays, or existential snack breaks.
Details:
100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Because even the first man needed a hoodie to process things.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
