Alphonse Capone Hoodie

Serve cold weather and cold-blooded takes with this heavyweight Cotton Heritage M2580 hoodie, featuring the unmistakable likeness of Al Capone and his cutting modern-day quote: “TikTok jail is worse than Alcatraz.”

Designed for digital rebels, shadowbanned creators, and anyone who's ever gone toe-to-toe with community guidelines, this premium pullover hits different. The ultra-soft 8.5 oz fleece blend and 100% cotton face provide unbeatable comfort with a crisp surface that makes Capone’s mugshot pop in all its sarcastic glory.

100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Whether you’re building your next merch drop or just want to flex some outlaw energy on your For You Page, this hoodie does the time so you can do the talking.

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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