Alphonse Capone T-Shirt

Locked out of your account again? Don’t sweat it—legendary outlaws have been through worse. This shirt features the iconic likeness of Al Capone himself, suited up and side-eyed, dropping a timeless line:
“TikTok jail is worse than Alcatraz.”

Printed on the premium Bella Canvas 3001, this shirt is the perfect blend of comfort and criminally good style:

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Whether you’re in TikTok jail or just serving sarcasm with your coffee, this tee lets the world know: you do your own time.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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