Benjamin Franklin Hoodie

Benjamin Franklin just got a 21st-century glow-up — and he’s keeping it real. This premium hoodie brings you the Founding Father like you’ve never seen him before: dropping modern-day bars with classic colonial swagger.

Featuring a playful mashup of history and hip-hop vibes, our fictitious Ben Franklin rocks the iconic quote because even the wisest minds know the priorities: bed, momma, and maybe a little less everything else.

Crafted with the ultra-soft, cozy Cotton Heritage M2580 fabric, this hoodie is perfect for late-night study sessions, chill weekends, or flexing your ironic intellectual style.

Why you’ll love it:
100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Wear it when you want to: Keep it casual but clever — whether you’re lounging at home or schooling your friends in colonial cool.

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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