Wrap yourself in the financially reckless wisdom of a totally fictitious J.P. Morgan dropping heat. This isn’t just a hoodie — it’s a vibe. Crafted from the ultra-soft, premium Cotton Heritage M2580 blend, this hoodie is perfect for skipping payments and brunch.
Features:
100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Whether you're finessing the system or just looking cozy while doing mental math on APRs, this hoodie keeps you warm, even when your finances leave you cold.
Swipe the card. Shrug the consequences. Look rich anyway.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
