J.P. Morgan T-Shirt

Straight from the vaults of chaotic capitalism, this tee features a totally fictitious J.P. Morgan giving you the kind of financial advice that would make your accountant cry.

Big banker energy meets broke-bestie wisdom. Printed on the fan-favorite Bella+Canvas 3001, this shirt is as smooth as a no-interest intro period and twice as risky.

Specs:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Whether you're dodging debt collectors or just vibing with financial delusion, this tee has your back (and your rapidly declining FICO).

Swipe now. Pay never. Live like a Morgan.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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