Ever wonder what happens when an e-commerce tycoon reaches 1,000,000 XP in capitalism and forgets Earth has gravity? This shirt imagines that moment. Featuring a fictionalized, cartoonified Jeff Bezos descending from his space yacht, shades on, whispering to the common folk below:
“What’s up, poors?”
Made from luxuriously soft Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton, this tee isn’t just clothing—it’s a meme, a moment, a movement. Wear it when you’re browsing luxury yachts ironically. Or just walking into Aldi with main character energy.
Product Highlights:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Perfect for tech bros, meme lords, and anyone who’s ever said “I don’t dream of labor” with a straight face. Add to cart and prepare for liftoff.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
