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Jesus Hoodie
Jesus Hoodie
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Give your Sundays the peace they deserve with this Cotton Heritage M2580 Premium Hoodie, featuring none other than Jesus paired with your viral TikTok quote:
“Christ, I just wanna watch football on Sundays—leave me alone.”
Soft, relaxed, and divinely sarcastic, this hoodie wraps you in comfort while speaking holy truth. Whether you're praying for touchdowns or just avoiding small talk, this is the go-to fit for blessed introverts and gridiron disciples alike.
Features:
100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Perfect for football fanatics, meme lovers, and anyone treating Sunday like the sacred couch day it is. Because even the Savior deserves a break on the Lord’s Day.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
“Christ, I just wanna watch football on Sundays—leave me alone.”
Soft, relaxed, and divinely sarcastic, this hoodie wraps you in comfort while speaking holy truth. Whether you're praying for touchdowns or just avoiding small talk, this is the go-to fit for blessed introverts and gridiron disciples alike.
Features:
100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Perfect for football fanatics, meme lovers, and anyone treating Sunday like the sacred couch day it is. Because even the Savior deserves a break on the Lord’s Day.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |
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