When the bars are sharp and the outfits sharper, you know it's time to suit up in something bold. This Cotton Heritage M2580 Premium Hoodie delivers peak comfort with a fictional lawyer-inspired quote that’s as smooth as a closing argument:
“If she ain’t that fit, the head best be legit.”
Equal parts cozy and controversial, this hoodie is made for the courtroom clown or couch-bound philosopher who knows how to spark conversation.
Features:
100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Blank product sourced from Pakistan
A hoodie for those who plead the fifth—but still say too much.
Order yours and object to being basic.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
