Welcome to peak satire. This super-soft Bella + Canvas 3001 tee delivers streetwise wisdom with a wink—and maybe a little side-eye, starring Johnnie Cochran. The fictional quote, printed in crisp detail, is the kind of line your favorite rogue attorney might drop after hours.
Whether you’re out to spark laughs, turn heads, or just flex your unapologetic vibe, this tee’s got you covered in style and sarcasm.
Features:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Perfect for bold personalities, satirical thinkers, and those who know the game and the joke. Because not all arguments are made in court. Some are made in style.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
