King Tutankhamun T-Shirt

There’s something timeless about a great pickup line—especially when it’s delivered by someone who’s literally been around for thousands of years. This Bella+Canvas 3001 tee features a hilarious and bold design showcasing the iconic image of King Tut, reimagined not as a stoic ruler, but as a legendary flirt. Beneath his golden gaze comes the line no one saw coming: “Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouthful of wood.” It’s absurd, it’s ridiculous, and yes—it’s absolutely unforgettable.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Whether you’re wearing it as a conversation starter, a gift for the funniest person you know, or just because you believe history should be way dirtier, this shirt is a perfect mix of quality, comfort, and total chaos.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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