When your system’s lagging and your will to hustle throws a fatal error, the Mark Zuckerberg Hoodie is your go-to layer for cozy apathy. Featuring a minimalist portrait of the tech titan himself and a painfully accurate quote.
Printed on the ultra-soft, heavyweight Cotton Heritage M2580, this premium hoodie is built for cold offices, coding caves, and anyone slowly buffering through life. Equal parts stylish and sarcastic—it’s hoodie season for your inner burnout.
Details:
100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Because not even a hoodie update can fix your internal software.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
