If fashion had a philosophy, this hoodie would be its thesis. Featuring the razor-sharp wit of René Descartes, it drops the math-club mic.
Printed on the ultra-premium Cotton Heritage M2580, this hoodie is more than cozy—it's a whole mood. Whether you're defending your boundaries, plotting your next move, or just keeping it warm and clever, this piece adds serious IQ to your casual wardrobe.
Details:
100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Ideal for math geeks, philosophy nerds, or anyone who knows that crossing the line has consequences—and style. This hoodie doesn’t just make a statement—it graphs it.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
