Rene Descartes White Glossy Mug

Start your morning with a shot of caffeine and a dose of philosophical sass. This glossy white mug features none other than René Descartes, casually reminding you that logic and attitude go hand in hand.

Whether you're sipping espresso while grading algebra homework or silently judging your coworkers in the breakroom, this mug delivers cerebral charm with a side of savage. It's perfect for math teachers, philosophy majors, or anyone who enjoys a strong brew and stronger boundaries.

Details:
Ceramic
20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Blank product sourced from China

Gift it to your sharpest friend—or keep it for yourself as a subtle warning to everyone around: you're smart, caffeinated, and not here for nonsense.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!