Step into the stratosphere of irony with this plush, heavyweight hoodie featuring a fun smug Jeff Bezos.
Wrapped in the ultra-soft cotton blend of the Cotton Heritage M2580, this hoodie isn’t just cozy—it’s capitalist couture. It says: “I came. I Prime’d. I conquered.”
Details of the Drip:
100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Perfect for meme historians, venture capital villains, or your group chat's funniest friend. Wear it. Ascend.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
