Vladimir Putin Hoodie

Meet Vlad. He’s not your average neighbor. He’s the undefeated, undisputed king of passive-aggressive lawn signage and obscure community bylaws.

Crafted from ultra-soft cotton and designed for both comfort and confrontation, this hoodie is perfect for midnight trash-can recon missions, over-watering your lawn in defiance, or simply walking your dog past a neighbor’s house with intent.

Details:
100% cotton face
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
Front pouch pocket
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood
Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Whether you’re battling a rogue mailbox height infraction or just appreciate fictional Eastern Bloc drama, this hoodie lets the whole cul-de-sac know:
You didn’t choose the HOA life. The HOA life chose you.

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide