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Voltaire T-Shirt

Voltaire T-Shirt

Regular price $28.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $28.00 USD
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Sarcasm meets freedom! This soft, high-quality tee features Enlightenment icon Voltaire paired with a witty jab that perfectly blends caffeine culture with philosophical sass.

Whether you're defending drip coffee or dodging judgment for your oat milk order, this shirt has your back—and your brew.

Details:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

For thinkers who sip, embrace conflict, and take their coffee with a side of snark.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
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